Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Things to Fix in the World

This will be an ongoing list, and I will add to it as it occurs to me, or as it is brought to my attention.

1. Standardize VHS and DVD so that when you purchase a DVD in Canada, you can play it in England. And vice versa. - Jonny Opinion, thank you for that suggestion.

2. Drinks all around! The rhum will not be gone. - Captain Jack Sparrow, your suggestion has not gone unnoticed.

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Bye Bye War

Step one is to re-affirm our views on war. Namely, we loathe it.
We strive for peace and one of our slogans is the following:

War, you suck. Sayonara.

Monday, February 07, 2005

Apply for a Position within this Government

By attaching your resume, shoeist views, and any relevant experience pertaining to partying for weeks on end.

Click here for additional details regarding this goverment's governing policies.

Friday, February 04, 2005

Hello, world, I am your Prime Minister.

It's true.

At least, it will be, once the votes are tallied and counted. No worries, I have excellent policies and am unlike any other politician you have ever known.